i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
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i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
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1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet
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I reblog this everytime it is on my dash
same
omg beautiful.
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the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
What fandom is THAT from if I might ask?!
s…ponge…bob??
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the best harlem shake
I’m like 90% sure I own the same shirt he’s wearing
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I made a draw at work today
It accurately represents
how I feel about life right now
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